E      E       E         E
	Caffreys, Harp, Kilkenny on tap,
	A        B       A
	The Guinness pie & that cabbage crap,
	G
	The ideal wannabee Paddy trap,
	E
	We'll call it an Irish pub,
	[CHORUS]
	G    G    G      G           D
	Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book,
	C                               E
	The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear,
	G   G    G    G           D
	Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up & burst yer filthy mug,
	C                        E
	If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
	Underneath tin whistle
	E A B A E A B   E
	A B A G E
	-----------------------------------
	E
	We'll raise the price o' beer a dollar,
	A       B         A
	We'll make em wear a shirt & collar,
	E
	We'll fly a bloody tri-colour,
	G          A
	And call it an Irish pub,
	E
	Jager bombs & double shots,
	A      B       A
	The underagers think its tops,
	G
	We'll spike the drinks & pay the cops,
	E
	We got us an Irish pub.
	E
	The quick one in the filthy bog,
	A       B         A
	The partin' glass across the lug,
	E
	O' the lady-O, the dirty dog,
	G             A
	We got us an Irish pub,
	E
	It's over to me and over to you,
	A    B  A
	We'll skip along the Avenue,
	G
	E
	We got us an Irish pub.
	[CHORUS]
	G    G    G      G           D
	Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book,
	C                               E
	The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear,
	G   G    G    G           D
	Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up & burst yer filthy mug,
	C                        E
	If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
	Underneath tin whistle
	E A B A E A B   E
	-----------------------------------
	E
	Plasma screens & neon lights,
	A     B      A
	Kara-far kin-oke nights,
	E
	The bouncers they can pick the fights,
	G            A
	We'll call it an Irish pub,
	E
	Plastic cups, a polished floor,
	A         B       A
	We'll hose the blood right out the door,
	G
	And let the knucklers back for more,
	E
	[CHORUS]
	Vocals,drums
	Oh top o' the mornin', Garryowen,
	Kiss me I'm Irish, Molly Malone,
	Failte, Slainte, Pog ma thon,
	We got us an Irish pub,
	Spike the punch & strip the willow,
	Strike me up the rakes o' Mallow,
	The Liffey never ran so shallow,
	We got us an Irish pub.
	G    G    G       G           D
	Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book,
	C                               E
	The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear,
	G    G    G       G            D
	Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up & burst yer filthy mug,
	C                         E
	If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
	G   D  C   E x2